Here Comes The Future

I just couldn't resist speaking about this. What!!!! Hehehehehe! It was so funny! How does this happen? And not the part where Melania Trump gets up to repeat a speech word for word. Not the fact that those were words from Michelle Obama. Not even the fact that the two represent different parties and therefore different ideologies. Or …

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Our History

And then, the last man on earth said... 'Suck it, I will kill the last butterfly. Don't really care what happens.' Likewise, we are stepping into the space that will distinguish us as the worst generation ever. And quite possibly the last one. Because even the most optimistic can't imagine life in the next millennium. Year 3000 …

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THE MORAL SHIP ARTICLE

We stood together on the bay in thousands! I was a little lad, no more than ten, standing farthest and straining to see. They said it was the most beautiful thing ever created by man. They said it was the most precious, and the whole world should witness it. A large ship of glittering white, …

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This is a title with Kim Kardashian in it

Kim Kardashian's Mural Defaced. This entire article makes me worry for a number of reasons. And those reasons make me worry over another set of reasons. First. The whole idea of news seems to have lost meaning in this century. Apparently, anything goes. Second. What? Why would she take such a picture in the first …

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THE 300 BILLION KENYAN DEAL

Corruption is inevitable. Its easier to change the direction the world rotates in than it is to change the minds of the corrupt. And I am being rather serious. This whole article is written with the most sincere intentions. So it must be true, we can bring scientist, engineers, mechanics and everyone in the world …

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Nothing is ever complete without the Female Form

The scientist rushed into a dark room, moving things along the way. It was practically impossible for his body to get through all the stacked up tapes in the Record Department, but he didn't mind. He would have cut off his limbs to be here. "Angul!" The lead professor barked at him from the front. "Try not …

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Getting people here on time and getting people here.

Are you sure you want me to focus on that. Yes, find a way of getting people here. But you hired me to get them here on time. I built a schedule and everything. What is the point of getting people here on time if there are no people here. But this is the greatest …

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Countries that dine free

  “One of you forgot to spin the top.” “What?” “You always all have to spin the top!” “Then we are not getting it for free?” “No. This is a honourable establishment, sir. A world class restaurant mind you. If we put out an offer, then we are bound to fulfil it. But, only if …

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